THE END OF THE FIRST HALF OF MY YEAR

June 30th, 2009

I just booked Mariah Carey today.
THE Eminem “Obsessed” video.
PERFECT for me.
In January I started this year out fat and out of shape
in the gym at 5 am with Faye Dunaway on January 1st.
I weighed about 230 lbs and was all fat, no muscle.
I hadn’t been in the gym, really, in 3 years.
I had no career and couldn’t book any jobs.
Today, I am 273 lbs and feeling pumped and huge and tight.
I will be ready to win first place at my competition in December.
I’m booking work in a bad economy and loving life on both coasts.
I start shooting my reality show in a few weeks.
The second half of this year will prove to be quite interesting.
Stick around.

THE NET

June 30th, 2009

PENNSYLVANIA: WHERE I WAS TORTURED

June 30th, 2009

MY DAD

June 29th, 2009

MICHAEL JACKSON

June 25th, 2009

GUILTY PLEASURE

June 23rd, 2009

HAPPY

June 23rd, 2009

WHERE THERE’S A WILL THERE’S A GAY

June 22nd, 2009

WE LIVE IN PUBLIC

June 21st, 2009

MIKE HUCKABEE

June 21st, 2009